Ernest geht zum Militär(1998)
Faxenmacher Ernest P. Worrel, der beim Militär eigentlich eine ruhige Kugel schieben wollte, wird in den Kampf gegen einen gefährlichen Tyrannen geschickt.
The adventures of good natured but dim witted Ernest P. Worrell
Faxenmacher Ernest P. Worrel, der beim Militär eigentlich eine ruhige Kugel schieben wollte, wird in den Kampf gegen einen gefährlichen Tyrannen geschickt.
The title says it all. There's a mix up involving stolen diamonds which Ernest has (naturally) made into a yo-yo and given to his would be girlfriend, Rene. But Rene wants a man of action, and doesn't think that Ernest fits the bill. After the bad guys come looking for the stolen diamonds and kidnap Rene, all of her fantasies come true as Ernest has to go to Africa to rescue her.
Ernest P. Worrell becomes a basketball star after an angel bearing an uncanny resemblance to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar gives him a pair of magic sneakers.
Jim Varney's recurring dim-bulb character Ernest P. Worrell returns in this film as a school janitor seeking to obtain a high school diploma.
As seen through the eyes of Ernest's over-educated alter-ego, Astor Clement will attempt to unlock the sociological mysteries of our times. Astor will describe a unique event or ritual that lies at the very heart of the common man's existence. Then Ernest, with the help of his family members, also played by Jim Varney, will bring that ritual to life with non-stop, slap-stick comedy action.
Diesmal macht sich der liebenswürdig-verrückte Ernest P. Worell auf die Suche nach “Goliath”, einer gewaltigen Kanone, in der die Kronjuwelen vermutet werden. Aber Ernest ist nicht der Einzige, der scharf auf die Juwelen ist. Historiker, Staatsbeamte – alle wollen Goliath. Eine chaotische Verfolgungsjagd beginnt.
Hey Vern! Your ol' buddy Ernest is back in a new video that features Commercials, Bloopers, Behind-the-Scenes looks, and special surprises! Ernest sells things like ice cream, soft drinks, dairy products, even beer! He also has public service announcements on drunk driving and more. It also shows how Ernest commercials are made, and with the bloopers, how they're attempted to be made. It also features many of Ernest's long lived routines: the window slamming on his hands, falling off a ladder, trying to fix the TV and getting electrocuted, him propping the window with an Acme window stop, removing it and the window falls on him again, Ernest starting to fall off the ladder but tosses an anchor onto the roof, Vern cuts the rope and Ernest goes sailing to the ground.
Ernest (Jim Varney) und ein paar Kinder bauen im Wald ein Baumhaus, was jedoch so viel Lärm macht, dass ein Troll, der seit 200 Jahren schläft, gestört wird – und der ist darüber gar nicht erfreut. Er will die Kinder in Holzpuppen verwandeln. Nur will keiner Ernest diese Geschichte glauben, denn es ist Halloween….
Durch eine Verwechslung wird Ernest (Jim Varney) nicht Schöffe vor Gericht, sondern wandert anstelle eines Schwerverbrechers ins Gefängnis. Der Gangster wiederum will in der Rolle des versehentlich inhaftierten Bankangestellten einen großen Coup landen....
An exciting mock documentary produced for the opening of the Splash Mountain attraction at Disneyland. Ernest Goes To Splash Mountain chronicles the adventures of Ernest P. Worrell who trains as America's first "Splashtranaut" destined to become the very first person to conquer the mountain. Ralph Story, veteran news anchor and his team are determined to cover the momentous event by every angle possible.
Das wird eine schöne Bescherung! Der Weihnachtsmann will sich zur Ruhe setzen und sucht einen Nachfolger! Doch es läuft alles schief, erst verliert er seinen Sack, der Schlitten steckt im Zoll fest, und dann wird er auch noch verhaftet. Doch Hilfe naht in der Gestallt von Ernest P. Worrell, doch auch wenn sich Ernest anstrengt alles richtig zumachen, geht es in die Hose. Doch Ernest lässt sich nicht von seinen Vorhaben abbringen, er will Weihnachten retten...
A compilation of Ernest commercials, the VHS included a sweepstakes in which viewers who correctly counted the total mentions of the words "Vern" and "Knowhutimean?" in the video and submitted their answer before April 1, 1988 would be entered into a random drawing to win a $10,000 prize.
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Eine Gruppe schwieriger Jugendlicher wird in ein Camp, das auf Indianergebiet liegt, in die Ferien geschickt, wo der chaotische Aufseher sie im Auge behalten soll – was ihm allerdings kaum gelingt. Als ein habgieriger Geschäftsmann sich das Land aneigen will um hier Bodenschätze abzubauen, verbünden sich die Jugendlichen mit den Indianern um ihm die Stirn zu bieten.
Before he went to camp, before he went to jail, before he saved Christmas, before he was scared stupid, before he went to Africa and before he was in the army, Ernest P. Worrell hosted a variety of commercials and public service announcements featured here.
Evil baddie Dr. Otto Von-Schnick-ick-ick tries to take over the planet by first destroying all of our financial systems, collapsing the world's economy and sending populations across the globe into mass panic! Only one goody-goody can stop him.. or can he? The oblivious Lance Sterling is on the case! With the aid of his underappreciated assistant Doris, will Lance manage to save the day and defeat Doctor Otto before the mad scientist's megalomaniacal plan is fulfilled? Or will the villain succeed in distracting them to their doom with his many convincing costumes, courtesy of his own convenient Changing Coffin? Tune in to find out!
Before he went to camp, before he went to jail, before he saved Christmas, before he was scared stupid, before he went to Africa and before he was in the army, Ernest P. Worrell hosted a variety of commercials, and a lot of them are here on this video. He even makes public service announcements. It also features many of his bloopers.
Ernest finds his old family album in the attic and discusses his family members from the album to his neighbor, Vern.