#1 | 09/27/1982Pilot
Freshman Patty gets the chance to "click with the right clique" when she attracts the attention of a handsome senior.
#2 | 10/04/1982A Cafeteria Line
The romantic leads in the school musical lead to romance for Patty and Vinnie.
#3 | 10/11/1982Pac Man Fever
Marshall loses his comic touch when he becomes "possessed" by a video game. His only hope for salvation: exorcism by the cleric of comedy, Father Guido Sarducci.
#4 | 10/18/1982Square Pigskins
Lauren talks Patty into joining the Weemawee girls football team. Coached by a gung-ho Army vet and a women's libber who bristles at the slightest slight.
#5 | 11/01/1982Halloween XII
An all-girl Halloween party is interrupted by the boys and a spooky, wheezing stalker.
#6 | 11/08/1982A Simple Attachment
Marshall tries to prove to Lauren that she loves him by hooking her up to his science-fair project, a "love detector," but the machine ends up short-circuiting every romance in school.
#7 | 11/15/1982Weemaweegate
Vinnie's campaign to become school mascot is sabotaged at every turn by an unknown mastermind, so Patty and Lauren play Woodward and Bernstein to break the scandal.
#8 | 11/22/1982Open 24 Hours
Marshall becomes Johnny's manager and books his band, a band no one's ever seen, for the gala opening of a supermarket deli counter.
#9 | 11/29/1982Muffy's Bat Mitzvah
When she leaves them off her guest list, Lauren and Patty scheme to get invited to Muffy's bat mitzvah party.
#10 | 12/13/1982Hardly Working
Like, Jennifer does, you know, the uncoolest thing possible - she, like, gets a job (gag her with a spoon!)
#11 | 12/20/1982A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (1)
Patty's in a quandry: should she spend Christmas in an isolated cabin with her divorced father, or the way she'd prefer - with her friends at school?
#12 | 12/20/1982A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (2)
#13 | 12/27/1982It's All How You See Things
Trying to prove that having to wear glasses is the root of her problems, Patty makes a spectacle of herself by refusing to wear them.
#14 | 01/10/1983Merry Pranksters
To gain popularity, Patty and Lauren become expert pranksters, but the joke's on them when someone else gets credit for their stunts.
#15 | 01/24/1983It's Academical
Patty hopes to win more than the scholastic quiz show when she and her heartthrob Larry are selected as contestants.
#16 | 01/31/1983The Stepanowicz Papers
Lauren and Ms. Loomis could be literally swept off their feet when they both fall for the new janitor.
#17 | 02/07/1983To Serve Weemawee All My Days
Mr. Donovan's job is in jeopardy because the school board has discovered he's living with a woman.
#18 | 02/14/1983No Substitutions
A substitute teacher's unconventional style wins the hearts of the students and draws the jealousy of Mr. Donovan.
#19 | 02/21/1983No Joy in Weemawee
Johnny's talent for hitting home runs rockets him to stardom on the Weemawee baseball team and gets him a scouting visit by the Los Angeles Dodgers' Steve Sax.
#20 | 03/07/1983The Arrangement
Lauren thinks she and Patty have finally been accepted by the "in" crowd, but the real reason for their sudden popularity is something else - and Patty knows what it is.