#1 | 09/24/2002Pilot
Financially strapped newlyweds Matt and Alex Landis move into the suburban home of the bride's well-off parents, Victor and Marlene Pellet. From the get-go, there's tension between the affable Matt, a would-be chef, and his inflexible father-in-law. Victor's immediate annoyance with Matt over petty matters prompts him to gruffly call for ""private convo times,"" shorthand for one-on-one conversations with his son-in-law, which are intended to intimidate the young man. That they do, until Matt decides to have his own private showdown with his new relation at a fancy restaurant.
#2 | 09/24/2002Fleetwood Matt
Matt's smashup of Victor's vintage Cadillac is but a prelude to other revelations of covered-up accidents that befell the prized vehicle.
#3 | 10/01/2002The Mattress Kings
After their squeaky mattress puts their sex-life on display, Matt and Alex want a new bed and are talked into going to the ""Mattress King"" by Victor—which leads to a male struggle for dominance as both of the men in Alex' life try to prove their superiority through a mattress purchase. Meanwhile, Marlene befriends a co-worker, a condescending former classmate of Alex who ridiculed her throughout school.
#4 | 10/01/2002Love Is the Key
From TV Guide: The romantic dinner that Matt and Alex hope to share balloons into a big bash thanks to Victor, who invites himself, Marlene---and a band.
#5 | 10/08/2002Monopoly Report
A family Monopoly game is dicey for Matt, who's vexed by the Pellets' quirky rules, inside jokes, and freewheeling currency exchanges.
#6 | 10/15/2002Crown Vic
Matt and Alex meet a new young couple, and Victor hopes to inherit the position of head of his civic organization.
#7 | 10/22/2002Love Thy Neighbor
A neighbor's home sale sparks a family feud: Marlene's made a deal, but Victor blows it—because he hates the buyer's pet bird.
#8 | 10/29/2002Halloween: Resurrection
Matt inadvertently reignites a fierce competition for the best decorated house on the block.
#9 | 11/12/2002Games People Play
After initially beating Vic in a raquetball game, Matt throws the next game at Alex' request.
#10 | 11/19/2002Lucky Charms
A day at the races bonds Victor and Matt, whose ""jinx-in-law"" has a streak of beginner's luck that summons the duo back to the track.
#11 | 12/03/2002If You Can't Stand the Heat
Vic and Marlene become suspicious when they learn that Matt's cooking partner is a sexy young woman.
#12 | 12/03/2002Married Christmas
Marlene's dad comes to visit for the holiday—and suddenly Matt is not the only one in the house with an abusive father-in-law.
#13 | 01/07/2003Matt Goes into Labor
Showdown time: Matt meets Alex's former beau, an accomplished Adonis who has his own tales to tell about Victor.
#14 | 01/14/2003Two Rooms
Matt, Alex, Victor and Marlene go away for the weekend and unwisely stay in adjoining hotel rooms.
#15Mother's Nature
Patti LuPone plays Matt's outspoken mother, an environmental activist battling Victor over his plans to build on protected wetlands.