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Witless Protection(Movie, 2008)

PG-13
| 1h 37min | Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Crime
Witless ProtectionRating: 2.4/5 (with 3333 votes)
Witless Protection is a 2008 American crime comedy film written and directed by Charles Robert Carner, and starring Larry the Cable Guy and Jenny McCarthy. Distributed by Lionsgate, the film was theatrically released on February 22, 2008 to extremely negative reviews and commercial failure, grossing $4.1 million. It was the final film appearance of Yaphet Kotto before his retirement later that year from acting and his death in 2021. ()
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About Witless Protection

The story centers on a small-town sheriff who witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping and rushes to rescue a woman. The kidnappers turn out to be FBI agents assigned to protect her and deliver her to a big Enron-type corruption trial in Chicago but are later found to be on the take and are villains who are bent on killing her.

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Additional Information

Production country: United States of America (USA)
Original language: English (EN)
Spoken languages: English (EN)
Translated into 17 languages: Bulgarian (BG), Czech (CS), Danish (DA), German (DE), English (EN), Spanish (ES), French (FR), Hebrew (HE), Korean (KO), Dutch (NL), Polish (PL), Portuguese (PT), Russian (RU), Slovak (SK), Slovenian (SL), Ukrainian (UK), Chinese (Mandarin) (ZH)
Status: Released
Release date US: 02/22/2008
Screenwriter: Charles Robert Carner
Composer: Eric Allaman
Alternative titles in other countries (from previews, ads etc.):
"Beschützer wider Willen"
"Loca protección de testigos"

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